Coffee Talk

There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee.


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well.....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, Slim, Tall, 38D breast,24" waist, 34" hips. When she walks into a room people say, "Oh My God"